bryan foster: of the dissemiNATION

You may have noticed that the dissemiNATION website is gone, murdered by one of the most powerful magicians in northwestern Tacoma, The Great Bryanzara. You might be asking yourself why, but there are no easy answers, none you can hear, none you can understand, none you can smell. All you can do at this point is move on with your “life”. Stop re-listening to the old episodes, they weren’t that good. Stop checking the page for updates, because the site is down, and it will probably kill you if you keep trying. Stop searching YouTube for Martin Sheen interviews. Stop wearing your “the dissemiNATION” t-shirt, it is very out of style by now, also there are several holes, one in the neck area and two in the arm area. Stop frying whole chickens in a pan. Stop eating light bulbs. Stop making lists of shark knicknames. Stop inflating your air matress with potato flakes. STOP! STOP! STOP! Only one thing can be done, you must kill The Great Bryanzara (again). You, Joey the Face Knife Mangler, you must mangle him with your gloved hands and Face Knife. Only when The Great Bryanzara is dead again will the world be free for a simple podcast like the dissemiNATION.